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✦ Coming Soon

Won't Whine,
Don't Settle.

Free tells you what to drink tonight. Pro remembers what you loved, tracks your cellar, and pairs your restaurant menu in seconds.

Won't Whine Pro β€” launching soon
Free Β· Always
Won't Whine
Free, forever
  • Emotion & mood-based recommendations
  • 24 mood, occasion & style chips
  • 70+ curated wines with full flavour profiles
  • kD-tree flavour matching
  • Semantic wine search
  • Web search fallback for any bottle
  • Follow-up question suggestions
  • Streaming sommelier responses
✦ Pro
Won't Whine Pro
Everything in Free, plus…
  • Personal palate profile β€” learns your preferences over time
  • Cellar tracker β€” log and rate every bottle you try
  • Restaurant menu pairing β€” upload a wine list, get instant pairings for your dish
  • Sommelier chat β€” ask anything about any wine, history, technique, region
  • Food pairing suggestions with every recommendation
  • Occasion planning β€” suggest a full bottle sequence for a multi-course dinner
  • Export your palate profile for sharing with sommeliers or wine shop staff
  • Priority access to new wine database additions
Waitlist open below ↓
What's Coming in Pro

Everything that makes wine personal, not just convenient.

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Personal Palate Profile
Rate the wines you try. Over time, Won't Whine learns what you genuinely love β€” and gets better at every recommendation.
Coming Q3 2026
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Cellar Tracker
Log your bottles, track drinking windows, get alerts when a wine is approaching peak. Your private cellar, intelligently managed.
Coming Q3 2026
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Restaurant Menu Pairings
Photograph or paste a restaurant wine list. Tell us what you're ordering. Get the right bottle in seconds, at any price point.
Coming Q4 2026
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Deep Sommelier Chat
Ask anything β€” the history of a chΓ’teau, the difference between two vintages, what to decant and for how long. Unlimited, contextual, conversational.
Coming Q4 2026
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Food Pairing Engine
Every recommendation comes with specific food pairing suggestions β€” from casual weeknight dinners to elaborate tasting menus.
Coming Q3 2026
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Palate Export
Export a one-page summary of your palate profile. Share it with your local wine shop, a sommelier, or a knowledgeable friend.
Coming Q4 2026

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